Party Etiquette
If you are at a whack party especially if it filled with really whack and pretentious people. The Cave Man Sav thing to do is to shit at the party.
1) If it is whack because of the guests then you should close the lid on the toilet and shit on top of that, this we they will see what you think of them.
2) If it is whack because of the host then you should go behind the shower curtain and shit in the tub, it will smell the whole night and the host will have a surprise the next time they shower.
Don't forget either that toilet paper is for suckers so make sure you wipe your ass with a towel and put it back on the rack. This goes double if they have the host's initials
1) If it is whack because of the guests then you should close the lid on the toilet and shit on top of that, this we they will see what you think of them.
2) If it is whack because of the host then you should go behind the shower curtain and shit in the tub, it will smell the whole night and the host will have a surprise the next time they shower.
Don't forget either that toilet paper is for suckers so make sure you wipe your ass with a towel and put it back on the rack. This goes double if they have the host's initials
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